you had to use a CRAZY MIRROR to achieve a look like this…..

Hey that’s me, Giraffe Lady!!! (if only I could find a mirror that elongates me in places other than my neck! lol)

**Crazy mirror found outside the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum in San Antonio

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I thought maybe some of you would get a kick out of this picture of me ;)
I was experimenting with some new self-portraits today and had to throw a couple of goofy ones in there such as this one ( I desperately need a haircut!)

Good thing I have a sense of humor huh!!?? I can't believe I am posting this but you only live once!

Easter post coming soon.

Someone at Scrapjazz posted this today, thought it was cute!

These are actual headlines collected from local, national, and international
newspapers that are rather ambiguous. It is clear what the writer was
trying to say, but in each case there is a funnier interpretation of
the headline. Enjoy!

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Lawmen From Mexico Barbeque Guests

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Hershey Bars Protest

I saw this sign in a small town called Elk River, MN and had to have my brother stop and take my picture next to it.  I assume that this is for some of those small-town folks who don’t seem to "get" that mullets have been out for at least a decade now! Pretty funny!

My friend Cassie sent me this and I thought it was pretty cute!

The Way Children See Things!

NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the
back seat, "Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the
toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from
his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by these children are not
necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
the phone. "It’s the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then
she added, "Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s
hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then
asked, "What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth
fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning."

SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I’m just wasting
my time," she said to her mother. "I can’t read, I can’t write and they
won’t let me talk!"

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy’s
voice, he answered, "I think it’s Adam’s underwear